
And speaking of the lose, we had an interesting scenario this week. It was a point-tie as Svi-tulle-a Designs picked Logan for the win (bottom 2 got her -2) and Thimble Lover picked Epperson for the lose (top 2 got her -2, also)… So sorry ladies, but that put you both at the bottom of the league and got you the co-title of Episode Losers. However, Svi-tulle-a was pitted against Jui.Licious, who didn’t turn in a sheet this week, giving SD the auto-win. So she’ll have a “W” up on the board for this week, but was an Episode Loser…don’t think this has ever happened in Fantasy Runway History. Congrats!
But this week’s Cinderella Story HAS to go to Purdy Girl. Not only did she jump on the bandwagon of Qristyl-haters, but she also was the only leaguer to correctly pick Althea for the win. Not only that… but given that this week’s guest judge Jennifer Rade says, “like I would literally by this right now tomorrow for a client. Like I want to leave here right now with that jacket on my arms,” AND guest judge Zoe Glassner also says, “I too want to walk out of here with it,” well, with such ringing endorsements, that gave PG an additional 3 points. Even though she didn’t garner any additional points in the remaining, these two correct picks were just enough to propel her to the title of Episode Winner!! Congratulations Purdy Girl!
Ok, so now we turn our attention to the episode. Heidi introduces our designers to the challenge by saying that in the workroom there are “13 women who know exactly what they want. Your challenge is simple: make all of these women very very happy…it’s enough, no?”
[we need ANTM up in here to bring up the drama factor!] As the designers enter the workroom, Carol Hannah reacts: “I see all of our models standing there and everyone breaths a huge sigh of relief. Because people were thinking it was going to be bridezillas. Well, much to the dismay of this Fantasy Runway, it COULD have been much worse! Where were the fights with the models? The bitchy attitudes? The snide comments? The designers breaking into tears and having to be consoled by Tim (I mean, hello, Johnny-drama! What happened… totally let me down, bro!).Allegedly M.O.R. gave some more insight to how the models REALLY felt about their designs, but c’mon…none of that made airtime in the episode that truly counts… so did I bother watching the reactions in another hour of Klum Enterprises programming? Absolutely not.
Johnny does start the challenge with some interesting commentary, saying “This challenge is actually kind of simple…I know what Emarie? Likes, we have the same aesthetic, we have the same idea and we have the same vibe…it’s like designing something for myself if I was a black girl.” Wait, he's not? I'm confused...
Meanwhile, we see the critique that “drives him over the edge” when at 10:21 his model starts telling him about the dress and he speaks the infamous line “Please don’t tell me what to do. I don’t tell you how to model, so you don’t tell me how to design” (Pause: did he really just say that? When almost every episode thus far features him demonstrating to his model how to work-it on the runway by giving us his best West-Hollywood-catty-walk—strut, strut, strut, strut, stop, pivot, snap, snap, turn, strut, strut, strut… Really Johnny? You don’t tell her how to model?) Perhaps he should’ve taken some advice, especially when guest judge Jennifer Rade bitingly points out “The world really doesn’t need more of that dress”:
[if she had a bouquet…and there were four more of her…]But back to the quote… Time Warner Cable’s HDTV DVR box is the impartial judge on the bonus question this week, and at 21 minutes into the episode, the bonus points were awarded. Congratulations to Easy Breezy, Mutton dressed as Lamb, and Velvet Goldmine, who all, in a three-way tie, picked 22 minutes and were the closest picks for “how many minutes into the competition will he say…” and thus get the coveted 5 bonus points this week.
Back in the workroom we find Tim giving our designers critiques, expressing his concerns to Qristyl “My concern about this is that it looks, and forgive me for this blunt observation, but it looks messy. It looks like she’s been rolling around all day in bed. Timewise…you need to make decisions.” And concerns for Logan, “You have a conundrum. You really do.”
Shirin got a lot of airtime this week for ending up in the middle great was that back and forth with her model. The best was probably when she even confronts her model, saying “Are you sure this is good for this occasion?” Oh boy. And then we hear from Shirin what the model is looking for…“She wants a royal blue, satin, jumpsuit…with gold rope. I automatically get really scared, because that’s not me at all and I have to stand by this garment.”
[what is this model thinking?] At least she made it to safety this week. She could’ve done a lot worse:
[the original royal blue jumpsuit] And Epperson’s model.. what the heck?! “I want something that’s not too much, something simple but interesting, but kind of sexy but not too much, I want something that wiillshow my body but not too much I don’t want something too big, I just want something tight.” In otherwards, “Sexy, romantic, chic, elegant, tight, fitted, short, punk, tight..” really sweetie? Should we throw in the kitchen sink while we’re at it?
Surprisingly (or maybe unsurprisingly) he pulled off quite an interesting appliqué look with stretch fabric…good enough to bring him up to the top 3.
Lifetime did save us the biting comments from the designers for that short segment while the models are getting ready. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the “Project Runway Smackdown!”
Irina: “Looking around the room, nobody’s really looked like crap…but I did think that Althea’s looked like crap. I mean it would’ve looked nicer if she stapled it together, to be honest.”
Nicolas: “I think the people that are going to be in the bottom are definitely Epperson, because that just looks like a rag. And then Johnny’s garment looks like he just threw it in a dryer, and it’s awful.”
Christopher: “Epperson’s dress is one of those dresses that you could see the judges hating or loving, I get it because I know he likes to shred pieces and reattach them it’s definitely his aesthetic. It’s definitely going to be…[thoughtful pause]…only time will tell if the judges get it.
Wow! Interestingly enough, Althea and Epperson were both in the top 3...only the prediction about Johnny's dress being a rag was somewhat accurate...but serioulsy other designers.. maybe it's time to readjust the way you think when clearly the judges are loving those designs which you despise... our could it just simply be jealousy? Certainly we haven't seen Nicolas on top yet...And Irina only once...
And in an interesting turn of events, ALL of our judges (save her highness, Dame Klum) were all guest judges! WTF? Has anyone seen Michael Kors? Anyone? Bueller? And Nina’s now MIA… come on…she’s not even editor-in-chief at Marie Claire…is she really that busy? Be that as it may, our three guest judges Jennifer Rade, Marc Bouwer and Zoe Glassner put on a great critique…and to be perfectly honest, I was in love with all of their praises and biting comments. All in all, as stated above, they all agreed that Miss Glamazon herself, Althea was the winner of this challenge. And much to everyone’s excitement sent poor Qristyl packing for her simple black cocktail dress… seriously sweetie…what was that? Auf Wiedersehen.
[don't tell Heidi that everyone left!]
And that brings us to Week 5. Stay tuned and check your inboxes for the week 5 scorecards!
Buh-bye!!!



























